Emily and Talia: Tbh they would be a hot couple but wouldn’t last
Emily and Samara: They were cute
Emily and Maya: They were perfect, but Maya is supposedly dead
Emily and Paige: They just weren’t meant for each other (Lindsey Shaw is beautiful though)
Emily and Alison: They’re complicated, but they’re endgame AF
Emily: Girls Wanna Bang Me So I Don’t Want Your SAUSAGE
Ezra: Grown Man But I Give Underage Girls My SAUSAGE
Alison: Found Guilty In Court So I’m Never Getting SAUSAGE
Hanna: I’m Kinda Hungry Right Now So I Could Eat A SAUSAGE
Aria: Ezra Ezra Ezra… Huh? Oh, SAUSAGE
Toby: Hate Being A Cop, Tanner’s Always On My SAUSAGE
Spencer: Handcuff Me, Toby & Gimme That SAUSAGE
Caleb: Hacking The Girls Out Of Jail So Hanna Get This SAUSAGE
Ashley Marin: Married Pastor Ted But Thinking Of Jason’s SAUSAGE
Melissa: Every Man I Had Thought Of Spencer With Their SAUSAGE
Jenna: All I See Is Black….Where Is This SAUSAGE
Mona: I’m Alive, Is It Too Late To Get Mike’s SAUSAGE
A: You’ll Never Know Who I Am So Get Off My SAUSAGE
Marlene: Ruining All Your Lives! How Y’all Like My SAUSAGE
All: SA-SA-SA-SASA-SASA-SAUSAGE !
